FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT:

As a privately held company, Modern Evil is not required to publicly report on any of its operations or activities. This blog of the Public Relations and Corporate Communications Division is a faint reflection of our interests and opinions. Thank you.

~ Lucinda V. Pierce, V.P. PR & Communications

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3.11.08

Death Frosting

This was plucked off the top of a muffin this morning, and we're still not quite sure whether it's animal, vegetable or mineral.
























If you are a baker or food designer of any kind and can tell us what this is - please drop us a line thru Modern Evil Public Relations and let us know if we can really eat this.

16.10.08

What We Just Learned from "Sweetest Day"

CATEGORY: Concocted Promotions, Lobby Groups

DIVISION: Modern Evil PR

EDITORIAL: How has this brilliant bit of sweet-tooth manipulation eluded us for so long?! Sweetest Day - this Saturday, October 18th - is a day created by a retailing/lobbying association for the sole purpose of increasing sales. And the genius of it all is that everyone goes along with it.

















Well, you can see where this is going.

The Modern Evil Company officially announces "The Truly Evil Day" - [date to be announced later] - the day when everyone is encouraged to do something bad.

All of us have at least 1 rotten thing inside of us that we'd love to inflict on a deserving jerk, right? So here's the chance to do a bit of evil AND have it sanctioned.

After we co-ordinate with the major players such as Hallmark, Nestle and Anheuser-Busch, we'll let you know the exact date for the new annual celebration - Truly Evil Day.