What We Just Learned from "Sweetest Day"

CATEGORY: Concocted Promotions, Lobby Groups

DIVISION: Modern Evil PR

EDITORIAL: How has this brilliant bit of sweet-tooth manipulation eluded us for so long?! Sweetest Day - this Saturday, October 18th - is a day created by a retailing/lobbying association for the sole purpose of increasing sales. And the genius of it all is that everyone goes along with it.

















Well, you can see where this is going.

The Modern Evil Company officially announces "The Truly Evil Day" - [date to be announced later] - the day when everyone is encouraged to do something bad.

All of us have at least 1 rotten thing inside of us that we'd love to inflict on a deserving jerk, right? So here's the chance to do a bit of evil AND have it sanctioned.

After we co-ordinate with the major players such as Hallmark, Nestle and Anheuser-Busch, we'll let you know the exact date for the new annual celebration - Truly Evil Day.

Death Blog Dilemmas

CATEGORY: Suicide, Death, Blogging

DIVISION: Public Relations

EDITORIAL: Death blogs are all the rage right now - everybody has one or wants one. The problem is that blogging is very addictive. This gives rise to 2 Death Blog Dilemmas-











Death Blog Dilemmas

1. You start a death blog, receive a tremendous amount of attention, and garner a wonderful and adoring audience. But when the fateful day comes, you can't bring yourself to run the final act. We at The Modern Evil Company can help. We represent a number of licenced, reputable and practicing euthanizers who can assist you when the time comes. So if you can't 'pull the trigger', rest assured that we have someone who can.

2. Your death blog will live on after you, but who will do the follow-up work? Once again, The Modern Evil Company can help. Our staff is trained and ready to maintain your death blog after you've passed on. Hidden wills, angry relatives, impromptu shrines, congressional hearings - we've managed thousands through the post-mortems. With us taking care of your final creation, you can pass from this life knowing that your lasting legacy is in good hands.

All inquiries should be made through our Public Relations Division.

So good luck and good-bye, from Modern Evil.

So Many Products - So Little Time

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

Modern Evil is soon to open their extensive Products & Services Catalogue to the public.











For the First Time Ever, you can own a fantastic evil product - hold it in your hands and put it to work for you.

With Modern Evil, you'll be able to finish that renovation, get that job promotion, enjoy a great relationship, have more success, get more money, and wallow in the abundance that you so richly deserve.

The Modern Evil Products & Services Catalogue is an innovative approach to the wonderful world of evil. It's ever-evolving list is your assurance of Consistent Quality Control, Leading Edge Technology, and Best of Breed Breakthroughs you've come to expect.

The Modern Evil Products & Services blogspace is now dedicated to that noble purpose - to bring to you the finest evil money can buy.